Happiness is a warm gun

I 've always wondered what it would be like to have my very own gun, but really, who can accessorize with those big, clunky black and silver blasters banging around in your bag and hitting people on the knees and ankles in the subway? Well, after much complaining, Regal brought to my attention that there is someone out there who cares, and they have created a line of weaponry for the ladies in the house.
Who wouldn't want to proudly hang this "Hello Kitty" HK-AK-47 over their fireplace or vanity mirror?



Who wouldn't sleep more soundly with a warm "Lady Di" under their hypo-allergenic pillow?

Please note the diamond stud in the handle and the ruby heart appliqué. Glambo says, "The most beautiful woman in the world on the most powerful handgun in the world. How can you go wrong? " Indeed.

If these two items don't tempt your discretionary taste buds, please feel free to peruse Glamgun's website.

These guns will also come in handy for the holidays. Amaze your family when you come over for Thanksgiving dinner with some fresh PRE-SEASONED game!?!? That's right - finally, an ammo that does all the hard work for you: kills AND seasons in the same, easy step! At first I only thought it was a myth my friend Sharon made up as we passed a turkey shoot on the way to my grandmother's home, but alas, she is no liar:






The most important reason to use Season Shot, according to the website, is that other brands of ammo have '"no flavor".



Season Shot will soon be available in Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki, and Honey Mustard.